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WHO DID IT

Postby narwhalwarlord » 18 May 2018, 00:52

it's been like four years fellas, is somebody gonna finally fess up to murdering the ambassador

also how the fuck yall doin
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Re: WHO DID IT

Postby Zander » 18 May 2018, 01:10

It was the butler its always the butler.

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Re: WHO DID IT

Postby Subotai45 » 18 May 2018, 01:15

narwhalwarlord wrote:it's been like four years fellas, is somebody gonna finally fess up to murdering the ambassador

also how the fuck yall doin


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Re: WHO DID IT

Postby narwhalwarlord » 18 May 2018, 01:33

Zander wrote:It was the butler its always the butler.

And hi nar!


if you take the but out of butler, then it spells zander

you can't deny this there are literally no buts

i declare war on earthlings rnrn
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Re: WHO DID IT

Postby musashisamurai » 18 May 2018, 03:48

Subotai45 wrote:
narwhalwarlord wrote:it's been like four years fellas, is somebody gonna finally fess up to murdering the ambassador

also how the fuck yall doin


FOR REAL


I think VENUS WAS AN INSIDE JOB and VENUSIAN AMBASSADORS MELT STEEL BEAMS
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Re: WHO DID IT

Postby mat.gopack » 18 May 2018, 04:31

My bet has always been on kingpie, tbh.
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Re: WHO DID IT

Postby kingpie3 » 18 May 2018, 04:39

mat.gopack wrote:My bet has always been on kingpie, tbh.

I'm a little too prideful to kill one of my own ambassadors to start a foreign war.
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Re: WHO DID IT

Postby Subotai45 » 18 May 2018, 06:43

Okay, so I've clearly done some thinking about this:

Me: Didn't even have the tech and know I can't.
Nar: Could have, but we worked together long enough I would know.
Giu: Not underhanded enough.
Kingpie: Literally all the evidence points to him, but said he didn't.
Musashi: Also denies, some similarities to other ops he's run.
Zander: Seems too nice.
Cons: Would have said by now.
Dcb: Maybe? Don't think he would have known to hit.
Term: Don't understand why he would.
Matt: No missiles, probably innocent.
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Re: WHO DID IT

Postby jonisilk » 18 May 2018, 10:21

Is no-one buying the disgruntled lone-gunman theory then?

But I'm sure I saw a puff of smoke coming from just under that tree, over on that grassy knoll.

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Re: WHO DID IT

Postby Subotai45 » 18 May 2018, 23:04

Also though, both Nar and I have been trying to figure this out for years. Please just tell me :(

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The Emperor of Venus is offering one of those fairy-tale style deals - a prince(ss), a castle, more money that you could ever use - to anyone who has information that leads to the successful identification of the perpetrator of the ambassador's murder. If a government comes forth and claims responsibility, it has been so long, that the Empire will forgive said government. The Empire will be less pleased if the government does not come forward, and the Empire is forced to spend time, money, and resources on the identification of the government.

This is a chance at amnesty and the Emperor advises that it be taken. The Venusian people deserve closure, and the history books really ought to be closed on this most brutal chapter of our story. That cannot happen until the true perpetrator is identified.
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