I like my ladies like I like my _________

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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Damon Huntington » 26 May 2018, 22:22

rd45 wrote:
kimbyrle wrote:I like my ladies like my water bottle...

(Is Kim picking random items from her desk? No. That would be silly.)


...moistening my lips every time I take a little sip.

I like my ladies like I like my glue stick...

(hey I have stuff on my desk too, ok?)


Sticky and with a stick inside them while they stick around.
(The point is, the stick is important.)

I like my ladies like my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby rd45 » 27 May 2018, 16:25

Damon Huntington wrote:I like my ladies like my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...


...helping me to not panic.

I like my ladies like I like my thunderstorms...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Caladrius » 30 May 2018, 23:27

rd45 wrote:
Damon Huntington wrote:I like my ladies like my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...


...helping me to not panic.

I like my ladies like I like my thunderstorms...


Building slowly, becoming ever more wild, intense and noisy, keeping me awake all night before sharing their fresh early morning afterglow.


I like my ladies like I like my pasta machine.
Omnia mundi fumus et umbra

(All in the world is smoke and shadow)

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I wanted to talk about your eyes
I know nothing about your eyes

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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Pootleflump » 31 May 2018, 13:06

Caladrius wrote:I like my ladies like I like my pasta machine.


Lovingly kneaded, stetched and rolled to perfection. Hand cranked. Superbly textured and exceptionally flavoured.

I like my ladies like I like my kitchen mop...........
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 31 May 2018, 20:30

Pootleflump wrote:I like my ladies like I like my kitchen mop...........

Clean and fresh-scented, and wet until the job is done.

I like my ladies like I like my sewing needle...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby rd45 » 01 Jun 2018, 14:11

kimbyrle wrote:I like my ladies like I like my sewing needle...

... bright & sharp, should always be handled dextrously for the most pleasing results.

I like my ladies like I like my Egyptian cotton sheets...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby UFO Fever » 22 Jul 2018, 06:27

rd45 wrote:
I like my ladies like I like my Egyptian cotton sheets...


...the only thing I want touching my bare skin at night.

I like my ladies like I like my banana splits...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Conq » 25 Jul 2018, 18:58

UFO Fever wrote:I like my ladies like I like my banana splits...

Slathered in chocolate syrup and purchased for $7.95 at the counter of the ice cream shoppe.

I like my ladies like I like my drones.
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Don Juan of Austria » 26 Jul 2018, 17:09

I like my ladies like I like my drones.


Angelic, and under control.

I like my ladies like I like my mountains.
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby ThorondorNL » 14 Oct 2018, 00:57

Don Juan of Austria wrote:I like my ladies like I like my mountains.


Their tops covered in snow.

I like my ladies like I like my discord emotes.
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In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie."
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