The O wrote:super_dipsy wrote:1. I passed 13 times in a row shooting the dice at the Mirage in Las Vegas
2. I was given a signed copy of the complete works of William Shakespeare by Princess Royal, sister of King George VI
3. I have clocked up 1,000,000 British Airways frequent flier miles
1 is the lie. The math on that boggles my mind more than 1 million miles (you can get bonus miles and all that). And #2 doesn't say who signed it, so I could see that ... so 1 is that lie.
We were at a table in Tunica when a buddy's grandfather threw them bones for more than 90 minutes straight without crapping out. I don't know exactly how many points he made in that time, but I do know I started with $100 and walked away with over $5500. So while the odds are certainly against it, it does happen, and when it happens it's GORGEOUS. There's nothing in this world like a hot craps table.
That said, it's probably the one I'd choose here.
1. I haven't gotten a haircut in over 3 years.
2. My pinky toe is longer than the toe next to it, but only on my right foot.
3. I can fit my fist in my mouth.