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Postby Jack007 » 17 Apr 2018, 16:42

Jack007 is not any longer among us. A shark came into the harbour this morning and devoured him entirely. Bon appetit! :o

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Re: Obituary

Postby The SHIV » 17 Apr 2018, 16:45

Bummer! And the new moniker?

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Re: Obituary

Postby Jack007 » 17 Apr 2018, 18:23

The SHIV wrote:Bummer! And the new moniker?


Hm.. dunno.. :roll:
How about JackTheRipped ?
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Re: Obituary

Postby Pootleflump » 17 Apr 2018, 18:37

A fine Scottish shark named Mac
Once ate a Swiss Spaniard called Jack
Jack tasted bad.
Which made Mac awfully sad.
He went veggie and never looked back
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Re: Obituary

Postby Don Juan of Austria » 17 Apr 2018, 18:46

Switzerland has sharks...? Learn something new everyday I guess....
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Re: Obituary

Postby The SHIV » 17 Apr 2018, 21:09

And Dinos!
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Re: Obituary

Postby The SHIV » 17 Apr 2018, 21:12

Or how bout, Jack was.....

Nope, not gonna go there.

I've reformed.

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Re: Obituary

Postby The O » 17 Apr 2018, 23:48

Instead of Mack the Knife, you could be Jack the Knife. Works with the shark reference as well as the guy being stabbed in the back at the top of this website.
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