Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

[UFO Fever]

Please don’t let this die on my account.

[JoeHoya06]

Please don’t let this die on my account.

If I must.

Gaston drinks a very specific soft drink, and never just one. Gaston always visits the same place at the petting zoo every time. Gaston really, really hates this time of year, and takes pleasure in taking it out on those who try to bring joy to local children, the bastard.

[Keirador]

OK, I'm utterly stumped.

[JoeHoya06]

No one drinks Fantas like Gaston!
No one pets mantas like Gaston!
No one beats the hell out of mall Santas like Gaston!

(I really just wanted to work one around that last line.)

[Keirador]

I wasn't even close. I was centering on "grinches" or "scrooges" for the third one, which was never gonna get me there.

I'd proffer that if the bit's not going to use the standard "no one [rhyming verbs]" construction, a warning might be suitable.

[kimpossible]

Gaston enjoys the end of summer by soaking up the sun, then cracks open a flat screw-top drinking vessel to sip a bit of whiskey. And of course, he does it while sporting the must-have COVID accessory.

[Iamnobody]

No one lays out like Gaston
No one drinks like Gaston
No one wears a mask as well as Gaston

[kimpossible]

They're all supposed to rhyme.

It does use a mix of nouns and verbs, which we've always allowed in the game.

[Strategus]

bask, flask, mask

[Strategus]

something like that