Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby JoeHoya06 » 18 Dec 2019, 21:33

Keirador wrote:No one posts like Gaston!
No one roasts like Gaston!
No one delivers great wedding toasts like Gaston!


Also, this is correct.

I think the convention is when you get one, you provide one, so get to work, Keir. :)
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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby Keirador » 18 Dec 2019, 21:41

I think it's somethingsomething yeets like Gaston.
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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby Keirador » 18 Dec 2019, 21:43

JoeHoya06 wrote:
Keirador wrote:No one posts like Gaston!
No one roasts like Gaston!
No one delivers great wedding toasts like Gaston!


Also, this is correct.

I think the convention is when you get one, you provide one, so get to work, Keir. :)

I'd written one already in case I was right. . .

Gaston is a conscientious and highly accurate hunter, bringing his prey down as quickly as possible with a single shot that limits prolonged animal suffering. Gaston prefers to prepare the game he hunts simply and outdoors, directly over a fire or hot coals from hickory or alderwood he selects for the purpose. Gaston likes to carve and serve his guests directly, with a certain flair for adeptly manipulating hot coals or flame, knives, salt, and garnishes that some find over-dramatic, but many find exciting, or even titillating.
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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby Zoomzip » 19 Dec 2019, 16:02

Notes...

1) Headshots (Although I though shooting through the chest is more humane, but I Can't think of a word for that?), bowhunts
2) camps, roasts, spits,
3) Teppanyaki?
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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby Woolgie » 19 Dec 2019, 21:38

Keirador wrote:
Gaston is a conscientious and highly accurate hunter, bringing his prey down as quickly as possible with a single shot that limits prolonged animal suffering. Gaston prefers to prepare the game he hunts simply and outdoors, directly over a fire or hot coals from hickory or alderwood he selects for the purpose. Gaston likes to carve and serve his guests directly, with a certain flair for adeptly manipulating hot coals or flame, knives, salt, and garnishes that some find over-dramatic, but many find exciting, or even titillating.


I might get this wrong but I’ve been thinking on it for hours so...

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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby Keirador » 19 Dec 2019, 23:04

^ Dang, I like that better than mine. I declare you the winner.

The reason I prefaced that I'd "written one already" was because by the time I got to posting it, I'd been sniped. I was going for:

No one kills like Gaston
No one grills like Gaston
No one has the knife skills to give thrills like Gaston
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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby Woolgie » 19 Dec 2019, 23:42

Gaston fixes wood by lap or butt.
Gaston meticulously rerenders his ageing home.
Gaston declares his friends monarchs and saints with great razzmatazz.
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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby Keirador » 19 Dec 2019, 23:59

Hmm. . .

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No one appoints like Gaston!
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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby Nanook » 20 Dec 2019, 03:38

Zoomzip wrote:Notes...

1) Headshots (Although I though shooting through the chest is more humane, but I Can't think of a word for that?), bowhunts
2) camps, roasts, spits,
3) Teppanyaki?

Actually a clean shot through the eye is typically the most humane way, shots through the chest tend to not be as clean or quick kills. Fun fact, and definitely the reason we're all here.
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Re: Gaston 2: Electric Bugaloo

Postby Keirador » 20 Dec 2019, 04:46

nanooktheeskimo wrote:
Zoomzip wrote:Notes...

1) Headshots (Although I though shooting through the chest is more humane, but I Can't think of a word for that?), bowhunts
2) camps, roasts, spits,
3) Teppanyaki?

Actually a clean shot through the eye is typically the most humane way, shots through the chest tend to not be as clean or quick kills. Fun fact, and definitely the reason we're all here.

ZZ's right as regards where hunters are advised to aim for clean kills. The heart and lungs represent a relatively large and vulnerable kill zone; not everything on the head would constitute a kill shot and skulls are tough to get through. Center mass, not fancy trickshots that you'll most likely miss and leave a deer wandering around with its jaw blown apart.

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