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Re: Gaston

Postby condude1 » 19 Jan 2018, 07:33

Noooooooo one.... stews like Gaston!
No one screws like Gaston!
No one puts his stale bread to good use like Gaston!
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Re: Gaston

Postby JoeHoya06 » 19 Jan 2018, 08:06

No one feeds like Gaston!
No one breeds like Gaston!
No one gives to the birds any seeds like Gaston?
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Re: Gaston

Postby rd45 » 19 Jan 2018, 08:36

condude1 wrote:Noooooooo one.... stews like Gaston!
No one screws like Gaston!
No one puts his stale bread to good use like Gaston!


I'll keep it PG and call this one the winner.
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Re: Gaston

Postby rd45 » 19 Jan 2018, 09:59

OK I've got another.

Gaston utterly despises those villagers.
Gaston glides serenely over an icy surface.
Gaston plays a popular strategy boardgame, and forces a two-way draw.
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Re: Gaston

Postby kimpossible » 19 Jan 2018, 16:37

condude1 wrote:
Zoomzip wrote:
rd45 wrote:Can anyone play?

Gaston prepares a sumptuous meal. Gaston makes sweet sweet love to a lucky lady (altho not Belle, obvs). Gaston visits a recreational garden where he distributes breadcrumbs for his feathered friends.


Are you Scottish? Feels like a rhyme here works better if you are :lol:


Yeah, I ran into the same problem:

No one cooks like Gaston!
No one... Uh oh.

Yup. :)
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Re: Gaston

Postby kimpossible » 19 Jan 2018, 16:38

rd45 wrote:OK I've got another.

Gaston utterly despises those villagers.
Gaston glides serenely over an icy surface.
Gaston plays a popular strategy boardgame, and forces a two-way draw.

No one hates like Gaston, no one skates like Gaston. No one plays Diplomacy to stalemate like Gaston!
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Re: Gaston

Postby rd45 » 19 Jan 2018, 16:52

kimbyrle wrote:
rd45 wrote:OK I've got another.

Gaston utterly despises those villagers.
Gaston glides serenely over an icy surface.
Gaston plays a popular strategy boardgame, and forces a two-way draw.

No one hates like Gaston, no one skates like Gaston. No one plays Diplomacy to stalemate like Gaston!


You've got it!. :)
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Re: Gaston

Postby patrunner99 » 20 Jan 2018, 01:33

Hey, guys, how about this one:

Gaston makes melodious sounds without assistance of musical instruments. Gaston does the polite thing to do when an opponent in checkers gets a piece to his end of the board. Gaston makes above average home decorations typically used during holidays with needle and thread.
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Re: Gaston

Postby kimpossible » 20 Jan 2018, 01:39

patrunner99 wrote:Hey, guys, how about this one:

Gaston makes melodious sounds without assistance of musical instruments. Gaston does the polite thing to do when an opponent in checkers gets a piece to his end of the board. Gaston makes above average home decorations typically used during holidays with needle and thread.

I know the first two, but the third has me puzzling.
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Re: Gaston

Postby rd45 » 20 Jan 2018, 20:01

kimbyrle wrote:
patrunner99 wrote:Hey, guys, how about this one:

Gaston makes melodious sounds without assistance of musical instruments. Gaston does the polite thing to do when an opponent in checkers gets a piece to his end of the board. Gaston makes above average home decorations typically used during holidays with needle and thread.

I know the first two, but the third has me puzzling.

No one sings like Gaston
No one kings like Gaston
No one sews cute embroidery things like Gaston?
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