I like my men like I like my _________

[kimpossible]

(I mean, sometimes you just wanna lob a softball.)

[Telleo]

(I mean, sometimes you just wanna lob a softball.)

(Yeah, I kinda briefly considered going for a "hung like a..." line, but figured I should KISS.)

[Pootleflump]

I like my men like I like my Marvel movies...

Wields an enchanted weapon with superhuman strength

I like a man like I like my favourite knickers...........

[rd45]

I like a man like I like my favourite knickers...........

... comfortable yet stylish, enveloping those sensitive regions & keeping them fresh & snug.

I like my men like I like my Cheshire Cat ...

[kimpossible]

I like my men like I like my Cheshire Cat ...

Always showing up at the perfect moment, and making terribly effective use of his teeth.

I like my men like I like my dish sponge...

(Also, because the innuendo is just TOO GOOD to pass up: I don't like my men like I like my Cheshire cat: coming and going so quickly.)

[UFO Fever]

I like my men like I like my dish sponge...

...best when discarded after one use.

I like my men like I like my Death Star...

[Telleo]

I like my men like I like my Death Star...

Always ready to ROCK my WORLD.

I like my men like I like my thunderstorms...

[asudevil]

I like my men like I like my thunderstorms...

Always ready to dump a huge load of liquid on my face

I like my men like I like Donald Trump

[kimpossible]

I like my men like I like Donald Trump

Eradicated from existence. Apparently I just became a militant lesbian.

I like my men like I like Post-It notes...

[sinnybee]

I like my men like I like Donald Trump

Eradicated from existence. Apparently I just became a militant lesbian.

I'll be here to give you pain and cuddles and anything else if the men go bye-bye

I was about to post, but kept delaying because I didn't like the way mine sounded:

Always ready to dump a huge load of liquid on my face

I [don't] like my men like I [don't] like Donald Trump

Idiotic for implying that there's something to like about the American traitor who has been fucking up foreign relations (and everything else) for years.
And if we change just one word of the previous answer, I also don't like Donald Trump "Always ready to dump a huge load of [shit] on my face", because my facial expressions are always turned to shit when I hear about something he's done in the last day or two.

I like my men like I like Post-It notes...