Pootleflump wrote:I like my men like I like my running shoes....
Tied up.
I like my men like I like my earrings...
I like my men like I like my _________
Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by kimpossible » 22 Apr 2018, 17:57
Tied up.
I like my men like I like my earrings...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by sinnybee » 19 May 2018, 03:40
kimbyrle wrote:I like my men like I like my earrings...
Gently yanking on my earlobes, making me look pretty, and poking into my holes.
I like my men like I like Las Vegas...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by Telleo » 19 May 2018, 03:45
sinnybee wrote:I like my men like I like Las Vegas...
...what I put inside them, stays inside them.
I like my men like I like tea...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by sinnybee » 19 May 2018, 06:36
Telleo wrote:I like my men like I like tea...
Steaming hot.
With ice melting on top of them.
Sweating through their container.
With an herbal taste.
I like my men like I like my headphones...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by kimpossible » 23 May 2018, 15:26
sinnybee wrote:I like my men like I like my headphones...
Whispering soft little sweet nothings into the curve of my ear, right up until I twist a button and suddenly they scream.
I like my men like I like my tape dispenser...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by sinnybee » 26 May 2018, 08:16
kimbyrle wrote:I like my men like I like my tape dispenser...
Dispensing white/clear sticky stuff on me.
(seriously folks, what did you expect me to say?
I had the perfect set-up 
)I like my men like I like my sister's puppy (black standard poodle that has already learned several tricks/commands)...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by rd45 » 27 May 2018, 16:09
sinnybee wrote:I like my men like I like my sister's puppy (black standard poodle that has already learned several tricks/commands)...
...eager & obedient, sits up & begs when I snap my fingers, panting with his tongue hanging out, eyes shining & ready for more tricks.
I like my men like I like my pepper grinder...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by sinnybee » 31 May 2018, 13:34
rd45 wrote:I like my men like I like my pepper grinder...
The automatic variety, that makes a moan-like noise as I grasp their shaft shape and point it to my desired target, for it to spew out their flavor onto the dish.
I like men like I like trains...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by kimpossible » 31 May 2018, 20:28
sinnybee wrote:rd45 wrote:I like my men like I like my pepper grinder...
The automatic variety, that makes a moan-like noise as I grasp their shaft shape and point it to my desired target, for it to spew out their flavor onto the dish.
I like men like I like trains...
Starting up nice and slow and building to a steady pace that keeps going until I get to where I need to be.
I like my men like I like horses...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________
by Telleo » 31 May 2018, 21:41
kimbyrle wrote:I like my men like I like horses...
...rideable.
I like my men like I like my Marvel movies...
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