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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 26 May 2018, 22:22
by Damon Huntington
rd45 wrote:
kimbyrle wrote:I like my ladies like my water bottle...

(Is Kim picking random items from her desk? No. That would be silly.)


...moistening my lips every time I take a little sip.

I like my ladies like I like my glue stick...

(hey I have stuff on my desk too, ok?)


Sticky and with a stick inside them while they stick around.
(The point is, the stick is important.)

I like my ladies like my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 27 May 2018, 16:25
by rd45
Damon Huntington wrote:I like my ladies like my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...


...helping me to not panic.

I like my ladies like I like my thunderstorms...

Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 30 May 2018, 23:27
by Caladrius
rd45 wrote:
Damon Huntington wrote:I like my ladies like my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...


...helping me to not panic.

I like my ladies like I like my thunderstorms...


Building slowly, becoming ever more wild, intense and noisy, keeping me awake all night before sharing their fresh early morning afterglow.


I like my ladies like I like my pasta machine.

Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 31 May 2018, 13:06
by Pootleflump
Caladrius wrote:I like my ladies like I like my pasta machine.


Lovingly kneaded, stetched and rolled to perfection. Hand cranked. Superbly textured and exceptionally flavoured.

I like my ladies like I like my kitchen mop...........

Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 31 May 2018, 20:30
by kimpossible
Pootleflump wrote:I like my ladies like I like my kitchen mop...........

Clean and fresh-scented, and wet until the job is done.

I like my ladies like I like my sewing needle...

Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 01 Jun 2018, 14:11
by rd45
kimbyrle wrote:I like my ladies like I like my sewing needle...

... bright & sharp, should always be handled dextrously for the most pleasing results.

I like my ladies like I like my Egyptian cotton sheets...

Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 22 Jul 2018, 06:27
by UFO Fever
rd45 wrote:
I like my ladies like I like my Egyptian cotton sheets...


...the only thing I want touching my bare skin at night.

I like my ladies like I like my banana splits...

Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 25 Jul 2018, 18:58
by Conq
UFO Fever wrote:I like my ladies like I like my banana splits...

Slathered in chocolate syrup and purchased for $7.95 at the counter of the ice cream shoppe.

I like my ladies like I like my drones.

Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 26 Jul 2018, 17:09
by Don Juan of Austria
I like my ladies like I like my drones.


Angelic, and under control.

I like my ladies like I like my mountains.

Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

PostPosted: 14 Oct 2018, 00:57
by ThorondorNL
Don Juan of Austria wrote:I like my ladies like I like my mountains.


Their tops covered in snow.

I like my ladies like I like my discord emotes.