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Postby FortressDoor » 24 Dec 2013, 21:04

Title says it all. Please put all great quotes in here for future glorification by the history textbooks.
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Re: Quotes Archive Thread

Postby Subotai45 » 24 Dec 2013, 21:10

jkid wrote:
AirsoftAlex wrote:He actually is in Lisbon, he left last month.

Indeed, the Duke shall be a "guest" while he rides through Madrid, the city consumed in flames


YOU BURN MY CAPITAL CITY TO THE GROUND AND THEN THREATEN TO DO SO AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THE NERVE YOU HAVE!!! 2 GOLD SHALL GO TO THE MAN WHO BRINGS ME EITHER THE DUKE HIMSELF OR HIS HEAD, SEVERED FROM HIS INSOLENT BODY!!!


AirsoftAlex wrote:
jkid wrote:The Grand Marshall of Spain wonders how the Portuguese King feels about his homeland becoming subject to a former colony.

Just shut up and fight.
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Re: Quotes Archive Thread

Postby GuitarMan » 24 Dec 2013, 21:13

Last November:

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Re: Quotes Archive Thread

Postby Geonosis70 » 24 Dec 2013, 21:15

Where is the post Pez made about the dream with Subs?
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Re: Quotes Archive Thread

Postby GeneralShmuel » 24 Dec 2013, 21:16

that was....disturbingly thought through
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Re: Quotes Archive Thread

Postby GrexofFaria » 25 Dec 2013, 00:00

Poor Subs, he's had someone dream of fondling him, and someone go hump happy over his Sister.

After going through 38 pages of Pez Post... not only have I discovered just how wrong we are to think Shmuel could be his mini me... I still haven't found the post we are all referring to... but I'm sure I could post about 20 posts all from Pez from what I just looked through
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Re: Quotes Archive Thread

Postby Geonosis70 » 28 Dec 2013, 00:30

OOC:

giumarello70 wrote:Personally, I am becoming worried that the Ottomans will turn on us.
I am going to contact Dcaibal and ask if he wants to invade.
Germany is now asking for a white peace. Should we accept?

FortressDoor wrote:Was that meant for Nar?

I would accept a white peace.

giumarello70 wrote:That was OOC. :oops:

FortressDoor wrote:How was that OOC?

giumarello70 wrote:I sent it to the wrong person...
OOC...

FortressDoor wrote:That does not make it OOC.

*facepalm* :P
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Re: Quotes Archive Thread

Postby Geonosis70 » 28 Dec 2013, 00:41

pezgod1 wrote:I have dreams about Subotai sometimes. It's recurring. He's draped around my bed covers, naked, face all red and flushed, moaning like a dirty whore, calling out my name. I begin to kiss him. I start at his feet, drinking in his scent, kissing and licking every single toe, then work my way up to his legs. I dip into his neck sometimes. biting him a little to leave my mark, to remind him who his master is. He is my property. Then I work my way to his crotch. I can see the bulge through the covers. He knows what I'm going to do with it, and he's screaming for me like a little slut. Just before I start to work my magic, I hear a tap at the door, which turns to a knock. Then to a banging, until the door comes crashing down. It's Bill Murray, wielding a chainsaw. He cuts Sub up into bloody giblets while I am forced to watch. After it's over, I'm on the floor, cowering and begging for mercy. He leans in close and whispers one thing to me.

"No one will ever believe you."

I did a search of Pez's posts for "bulge".
There was only one result. ;)

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Re: Quotes Archive Thread

Postby The Pez » 28 Dec 2013, 01:59

giumarello70 wrote:
pezgod1 wrote:I have dreams about Subotai sometimes. It's recurring. He's draped around my bed covers, naked, face all red and flushed, moaning like a dirty whore, calling out my name. I begin to kiss him. I start at his feet, drinking in his scent, kissing and licking every single toe, then work my way up to his legs. I dip into his neck sometimes. biting him a little to leave my mark, to remind him who his master is. He is my property. Then I work my way to his crotch. I can see the bulge through the covers. He knows what I'm going to do with it, and he's screaming for me like a little slut. Just before I start to work my magic, I hear a tap at the door, which turns to a knock. Then to a banging, until the door comes crashing down. It's Bill Murray, wielding a chainsaw. He cuts Sub up into bloody giblets while I am forced to watch. After it's over, I'm on the floor, cowering and begging for mercy. He leans in close and whispers one thing to me.

"No one will ever believe you."

I did a search of Pez's posts for "bulge".
There was only one result. ;)

Bill Murray

I copy-paste that and send it to people I know sometimes. Of course, with their names placed in.
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Re: Quotes Archive Thread

Postby GrexofFaria » 28 Dec 2013, 02:02

Bahaha well Pez has no equal or Jr. Can't believe you have over 1000 pages of posts!
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