Cut to:
The ring, I guess. The lights dim, then some lasers go on, green lasers in fact. The keyboard intro to Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" swells. The crowd goes wild. 'Can it be?' asks the announcer 'is that Upside-Down Chuck's music'. The song gets to the singing part, and the crowd is giddy in anticipation of there mustachioed hero entering the ring. How long will he draw out his entrance. Eventually the song gets to the chorus, and some fireworks go off, and still he hasn't entered, at this point the crowd is getting impatient.
Cut to:
Chuck's dressing room. He is asleep. There is a dartboard with an image of dwiltseredu on it, and pointy darts sticking out of his face. His collection of mustache oils are stacked near the mirror. Suddenly he pops awake. "Oh fuck" he thinks, "I feel like I'm supposed to be somewhere right now". At that moment his butler comes in, "Mr. Swole" he begins, "your presence is required in the main event ring". "Ah very good, thanks Randy" (Randy is the name of his butler if you didn't catch that) Chuck replies. Chuck does his super fast morning routine consisting of tossing an entire carton of eggs, shell and all, down his gullet, before taking a 30 second shower. Chuck hops out of the shower an onto his motorcycle, which takes off towards the ring.
Cut to:
The ring. The song is winding down to the end. I believe that is called 'the bridge'. The crowd is sad and confused. Suddenly the rumble of an engine becomes audible over the dulcet tones of Bonnie Tyler. Could it be? Yes, it is upside down chuck. He jumps his motorcycle onto the ring, does some donuts, and then jumps off and dances around the ring. The crowd gasps and goes silent. People faint. 'Wow' thinks upside down chuck, 'I've still got it'. It is at that moment that Chuck realizes something very important was missing from his super fast morning routine. Specifically he never got dressed, and as such is dancing around the ring naked. How did he not notice this while riding a motorcycle you ask? Let's not think too much on that one. The other wrestlers who got here on time (like a bunch of chumps) are clearly very intimidated and that's what's important. Cool cool.
OOC:
I have read that there are rules. I am making my way through them now, one randomly chosen paragraph at a time.